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HubBusiness transformation
MethodChallenge · Transform · Impact
BasedDoha · London · New York

Imagine your business WITHOUT THE PARTS that piss you off.

The slow website. The missed leads. The manual work. The messy systems. The marketing that isn't marketing. We find what's getting in the way, fix it and make the whole business work better.

Human expertise × AI × execution
What is Asteroid

Business transformation. Without the corporate bullshit.

Your business doesn't need another agency. It needs someone willing to look at the whole thing and fix what actually matters.

Asteroid works across marketing, sales, technology, AI, people, operations, customer experience and management, because businesses don't struggle neatly inside individual departments.

We go where the problem goes.

Where human instinct meets artificial intelligence.

Human
  • Strategy
  • Judgement
  • Creativity
  • Relationships
Artificial intelligence
  • Automation
  • Intelligence
  • Speed
  • Scale
We use both.
Asteroid

The person behind the laptop knows how to use both.

AI gives us speed, scale, automation and capabilities that simply weren't possible before. People bring judgement, creativity, context and the ability to know when the machine is talking nonsense.
Revenue leakage

What's the point of pouring more in when it's leaking out?

Attention becomes traffic

More traffic won't fix a website that doesn't convert.

Leads become sales. Or don't.

More leads won't fix poor follow-up.

Customers who stay

More customers won't fix weak retention.

  1. Attention
  2. Traffic
  3. Leads
  4. Sales
  5. Customers
  6. Retention

Before adding more, we find out what's already being lost. Your next growth opportunity might already be in your own numbers.

Find My Leaks→
What we transform

If something is costing you growth, it belongs on our desk.

We go where the problem is, whether that means rebuilding your website, fixing your sales process, introducing AI or rethinking how customers experience your business.

  1. 01Strategy & Business

    From figuring out where the business should go next to figuring out why it isn't getting there.

  2. 02Marketing & Growth

    Attention is nice. Revenue is nicer. We build marketing around what happens after the click too.

  3. 03Brand & Creative

    Branding, content, design, video, 2D, 3D and everything people actually see before deciding what they think of you.

  4. 04Web, Software & Technology

    Websites, apps, platforms and custom software built around what the business actually needs.

  5. 05AI & Automation

    AI tools, agents, workflows and automations that remove repetitive work instead of creating more of it.

  6. 06Sales & Customer Experience

    Better follow-up, better systems, better journeys and fewer good leads quietly disappearing.

  7. 07People & Operations

    Hiring, onboarding, documentation, processes and the unglamorous things that suddenly become very important when a business grows.

  8. 08Finance & Management

    Planning, forecasting, performance and management support for decisions that deserve more than a spreadsheet and a guess.

Asteroid

If your business needs it, chances are we do it.

strategy/
  • business-strategy.md
  • market-research.md
  • go-to-market.md
  • business-setup.md
  • expansion.md
marketing/
  • paid-media.md
  • seo.md
  • lead-generation.md
  • social-media.md
  • content.md
  • email-marketing.md
brand/
  • branding.md
  • creative-direction.md
  • graphic-design.md
  • copywriting.md
  • photography.md
  • video-production.md
technology/
  • websites.md
  • e-commerce.md
  • web-applications.md
  • mobile-apps.md
  • custom-software.md
  • crm.md
  • integrations.md
ai/
  • custom-ai-tools.md
  • ai-agents.md
  • workflow-automation.md
  • chatbots.md
  • ai-voice-calls.md
sales/
  • sales-strategy.md
  • lead-management.md
  • customer-journeys.md
  • appointment-booking.md
  • outbound-calling.md
people/
  • recruitment.md
  • hiring.md
  • onboarding.md
  • training.md
  • team-structures.md
  • sops.md
finance/
  • operations.md
  • helpdesk.md
  • back-office-support.md
  • financial-consulting.md
  • forecasting.md
  • management-support.md

asteroid@build:~$ And if it isn't on the list, ask us anyway.

Who it is for

We're not for everyone. We're for owners who are ready to change things.

Asteroid works best with business owners who know something could be better and are actually prepared to change it. You don't need to know whether the answer is marketing, AI, technology, sales or operations before speaking to us. Figuring that out is part of our job.

  • 01
    Growing businessesthat have outgrown the way they currently work.
  • 02
    Established businessesthat know there's money, time or opportunity being left on the table.
  • 04
    Founderswho need more than another supplier waiting for instructions.
  • 06
    Teamsthat need technology, AI and better systems without replacing the human judgement behind them.
Client messages

The kind of message owners send us.

From the UK, Germany, Dubai and beyond. Read every one in their own words.

Read every testimonial→
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Tim · Holden Grange
Probably the best person I've hired in my professional career. He did everything for us from scratch: marketing, design, development.
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Engagement

How involved do you want us?

  • Asteroid Core

    Full access to Asteroid's transformation capabilities based on what your business actually needs.

    Strategy · Marketing · Creative · Technology · AI · Automation · Sales · Operations
  • Asteroid + VA

    Everything in Core, plus dedicated virtual assistance to help execute, coordinate and keep things moving.

    Core, with someone keeping the day on track
  • Asteroid Management

    Everything above, with deeper involvement in business and financial management for companies that want Asteroid closer to the operation.

    Core, plus the VA, plus the numbers

You're not choosing ten services from a menu. We decide what the business needs and put the right capabilities behind it.

Talk About My Business
FAQ

Questions are cheaper than mistakes.

So... are you a marketing agency?

Not really. Marketing is one of the things we do, but stopping there would defeat the point. Asteroid works across the business wherever transformation is needed.

Do I need to know which services I need?

No. Tell us what's happening in the business, what isn't working or where you want to go. Figuring out what needs changing is our job.

Do you replace my existing team?

Not unless there's a reason to. We can work alongside your team, fill capability gaps, build systems around them or take ownership of areas that currently have nobody responsible for them.

How much AI do you actually use?

As much as makes sense. We don't force AI into something just so we can call it AI-powered. We use it when it makes the work faster, smarter, more scalable or genuinely better.

Can you build custom software or AI tools?

Yes. Websites, applications, internal tools, AI systems, agents, automations and custom software are all within scope.

Can you help us set up an entirely new business?

Yes. Strategy, branding, technology, marketing, hiring, processes, documentation, systems and launch can all sit under Asteroid.

Where are you based and who do you work with?

Doha, Qatar. We work with business owners in the United States and the United Kingdom, remotely, with WhatsApp as the front door. More on where we work.

What if what I need isn't listed?

Ask us anyway.

Global

Somewhere, it's always business hours.

7 countries worked across, and counting.

  • Qatar
  • UAE
  • Saudi Arabia
  • Germany
  • United Kingdom
  • India
  • Australia